Dodge, not stay/Transcript

Helium: I can’t believe we lost! That’s not good...

Lithium: I’m veeeery sure you are going to be eliminated.

Helium: No, it’s most likely you or Xenon getting the boot for definite.

Lithium: Suuuure.

Gallium: The first challenge? The one we lose. That’s not a great start for our team.

Bismuth: Don’t worry Gallium, I’m sure you will be safe.

Gallium: That does make me smile...

(Scene switches over to Ununennium and Californium who are setting up the elimination area)

Ununennium: Thanks for the help Californium! I hope this works as planned.

Californium: Oh, I just have an interest in helping people. That’s me!

Ununennium: We did get people who got 0 votes so, yeah...

Californium: Hopefully one of them was me.

Ununennium: You’ll see, you’ll see.

(Scene switches to Americium and Francium)

Americium: Okay, let me just check that this works...

(Americium tests the machine with a sample of Francium gas)

Americium: Hmm...

Francium: Does it work?

Americium: It seems to work. Alright, walk in Francium.

(Francium walks into the machine and Americium turns it on)

Francium: This feels weird...

Americium: It’s meant to feel weird.

Francium: Uhh...

(Francium faints)

Americium: Uh, that’s not meant to happen. Hold on...

Americium: Oh! That means it’s done.

(Americium opens the door)

Americium: Francium?

Francium: Oui?

Americium: Does that feel any better?

Francium: Yes.

Americium: Wow! It worked!

Ununennium: Phone Domers! It’s time for your elimination!

Helium: I’m still very nervous...

(Xenon pranks Helium by scaring her)

Xenon: Boo! (laughs)

Helium: AH! Xenon! Not the best time!

Xenon: Sorry, couldn’t help it.

(a few minutes later...)

Elimination
Ununennium: Alright, so some people got 0 votes. Those people are....

Ununennium: Nihonium, Tantalum, Bismuth, Gallium, Helium and Sodium.

Uranium: Wait, what?

Nihonium: I guess some people don’t like you.

Uranium: I did nothing wrong?

Ununennium: Don’t worry Uranium, you got 1 vote and so did Californium.

Uranium: Phew.

Californium: I was useful in the last episode?

(The screen splits in 2 to show Lithium and Xenon)

Ununennium: So, it looks like we are down to Xenon and Lithium.

Xenon: WHAT?

Lithium: Soooo uncool.

Helium: I can see one reason for both to be eliminated.

Helium: Lithium refused to help in the challenge and is very unhelpful, while Xenon does pranks all the time.

Lithium: Weeell, I have to stay in character.

Xenon: I know the fact that mean characters are always the first out, but I’M not the mean one. Logically, Lithium should be eliminated!

Lithium: Eeeexcuse me? You did NOTHING in the challenge!

Xenon: Neither did you.

(Lithium is shocked)

Ununennium: Anyways, The first eliminated issssssssssss...

Ununennium: Lithium with 3 votes. Xenon has 1 vote and is safe.

Helium: Thank goodness! No more unhelpfulness for us.

Lithium: (while being sucked into a portal) Seeeeriously? You guys never understand the laws of these! Xenon should be the one eliminated, NOT ME! I WILL COME BACK! I WILL! I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON THE VIEWERS!

(The portal finishes with Lithium and disappears)

Californium: Got what he deserved for not helping.

(Everyone leaves but Xenon)

Xenon: Maybe I should help... It would be better for my reputation...

Californium: Maybe you should also stop your pranks...

Xenon: I can’t though... They make me... well, me.

Californium: If you become a jerk, people will vote you

Xenon: Alright then...

Challenge
Ununennium: Alright! Time for the next challenge. This time it’s a.... uh.... Oh no. I can’t think.

Americium: No challenge ideas?

Ununennium: No. I’m trying to think.... hm... uhm...

Ununennium: A game of... dodgeball?

Promethium: That sounds fine to me.

Ununennium: Ok then, so um... One thing I must mention is that the 3 flyers can’t participate. This also means that I have to play for Phone Dome to make it equal.

Astatine: I was thinking that you weren’t going to let us play. I really don’t care though.

Unbinilium: Wait!

Ununennium: Huh?

Unbinilium: You forgot to mention that I would co-host this series!

Ununennium: Oh! Right! I forgot to tell you.

Ununennium: Everyone, this is Unbinilium, the proposed 120th element. He will co-host the series.

Ununennium: Alright, now we can start. Go!

(Intro)

Promethium: Finally! Now I can beat these idiots!

(Promethium aims 2 balls at Tantalum and Nihonium, they are both hit)

Tantalum: HEY! You could’ve broken my very expensive phone!

Unbinilium: Doesn’t matter, what matters is that you and Nihonium are out of the challenge.

Uranium: A bit disappointed in you.

Nihonium: Promethium always throws things really hard.

Uranium: I know that.

Neodymium: Come on Promethium!

Samarium: Sucks that I don’t have arms

Xenon: What a surprise, neither do I.

Gallium: Such a surprise! I don’t either!

(Samarium grabs a ball and kicks it at Gallium, which deflects onto Xenon)

Gallium: Darn!

Samarium: I know you 2 are armless, didn’t need to remind me.

Americium: Well, I have this dodgeball cannon. This should help!

Ununennium: Isn’t that a bit unfair?

Americium: Yes, but I don’t care.

(Americium uses the cannon on all the Phone Dome members)

Unbinilium: Well, what matters is that Phone Dome is UFE.

Ununennium: Again.

Xenon: Oh no oh no oh no!

Californium: Atleast you tried Xenon, that’s all that matters.

(Voting screen)

Stinger
Neon: That was an easy game.

Oxygen: Thanks to Americium.

Sodium: It was cheating though!

Neon: Na, it wasn’t

Sodium: STOP USING MY LINE!

Neodymium: Heh.

Titanium: Sodium? Na, I don’t want to taste you on my food

Sodium: UGH! (walks away)

(Stinger ends)